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Funny crap my husband says: January 2014 edition
It’s that time again. Time for another edition of “Funny crap my husband says.” Once again, I’m amazed at the ridiculous things my husband says, although I’m more amazed that he never realizes it’s...
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My husband’s other woman
My husband is sleeping with someone else. I’ve tried to deny it but I can’t do it anymore. I can no longer turn a blind eye to him sharing our bed with another. The object of his affections? I can’t...
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Mocking my husband is going to pay off!
As many of you know, my husband is hilarious, even though most of the time it isn’t intentional. Aside from making us all laugh with his insightful comments, he’s helped me become published in another...
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Funny crap my husband says: April 2014 edition
You know him as the witty guy who makes you laugh with unintentionally funny comments. I know him as the guy who’s always trying to touch my boobs. Either way, he’s back for the April edition of more...
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Funny Crap My Husband Says: June 2014 Edition
In the hospital one of the times I was there for shingles. He’s probably calculating how much this will cost us. It’s time for everyone’s favorite segment: Funny Crap My Husband Says. No matter what...
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Funny Crap My Husband Says: July 2014 edition
My husband frequently blurts out nuggets of wisdom, most of which are unintentional, all of which are hilarious. I’m not sure where he comes up with this crap. I probably don’t want to know. Either...
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Funny crap my husband says: August 2014 edition
I’m not even going to pretend this time that you guys are here to read my writing. I’ve finally accepted that the real reason my blog stays in business (albiet making no money) is because of the funny...
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Funny Crap My Husband Says: September 2014 Edition
Hey guys! Summer is over which means I’m in a perpetual state of sadness. However, one of the few things that lifts my spirits is posting some of the funny crap my husband said when he wasn’t trying...
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Funny Things My Husband Yelled While Caulking our Bathtub
For some time our bathtub has needed to be re-caulked. However, instead of actually caulking it, my husband and I spend the time we could actually be fixing it making jokes and using the word “caulk”...
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Funny Crap My Husband Says: October 2014 Edition
Oh friends. You’ve been waiting for this month’s installment of more of the random stuff my husband says when he’s not trying to be funny. Once again, he won’t disappoint. Fashionista “That guy is...
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Shopping As A Teen Versus Shopping As An Adult
I’ve been shopping for a lot of years, although all that practice still doesn’t make me good at it. Despite my best efforts, I’m not overly interested in shopping. I suspect it’s because I like to...
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Funny Crap My Husband Says: November 2014 Edition
Yes readers. It’s time for your favorite segment; the segment that keeps my blog alive because all of you love my husband almost as much as I love s’mores. Almost. For those of you not familiar with...
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Funny Crap My Husband Says, January 2015 Edition
I was definitely on Santa’s naughty list this year, and not just because I ate almost an entire cookie cake in one sitting. Honestly, that should be listed as an accomplishment and not something bad....
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Funny Crap My Husband Said, February 2015 Edition
Another month has passed and we find ourselves in February; the armpit of the calendar year. No one likes February because it’s cold and dreary and we’re required to have a day of love and being...
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Funny Crap My Husband Said; March 2015 Edition
I’ve been gone for a while and some of you have actually noticed, which totally makes my day! Granted, some of you may have inquired as to my absence if for no other reason than to wonder when more of...
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Perspective: The Ultimate Reality Check (And B*tch-Slap)
I rarely cry. I’m not kidding. I probably break down in tears 2 or 3 times a year. I’ve just never been one to cry (probably because I’m an ugly crier). Granted, I avoid sad movies and that horrible...
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Funny Crap My Husband Says: April 2015 Edition (A Day Late)
Yesterday Matt and I celebrated our 5 year wedding anniversary. And by “celebrated” I mean we took a nap after work, went to our favorite hole-in-the-wall Thai place, watched “Game of Thrones” and were...
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Funny Crap My Husband Says: June and July 2015 Edition
Hello my friends! I am back from a long hiatus from blogging. I’m sure you missed me, but I’m sure you missed my husband more. It’s okay. I’ve come to terms with the fact that my readers love my...
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